1 and Done by Eric Scott for November 16, 2023

Dopeasaur?

You did a lot better than humans, you lasted almost 200 million years

Or the sharpest???

They had furniture back then?

Not a sharp light either.

Impressive self-awareness though.

He sure packs a mean punch! Oh, wait…

But thanks to my ceramic blade, I am the sharpest!

It wasn’t until I read the comments that I learned what Dino actually said. Another day in Doofusdorf.

Rex might not have been too bright, but he had a good agent! He got lots of staring roles in films, books, cartoons, and mems over the past 100 years or so.

Nor the sharpest tack in the marquee

The Ginsu-osaur?

The lights are always on but nobody’s home!

But perhaps the sharpest.

He’s often heard asking, " would someone please hand me my wallet?".

He’s more of a Dino-saw. What comes after extinction? Y-tinction.

He can pick your nose but he can’t pick his own nose. Hmmmm.