The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for December 14, 2023

Al, you’re being harsh, again!!!

your pulse… i presume??

My husband never looked in my purse! I call it the Abyss. I have all kinds of stuff in it. The usual wallet, sunglasses, makeup etc, but I also carry a tape measure, a tiny little level, a multi tool, scissors, safety pins, a little sewing kit, and a copy of the Constitution. He called me his Swiss Army Wife. :)

I’d look in her wallet to see if she brought enough cash for dinner.

look at the purse?<yellow this could explain why you’re single!<red

I believe this is a reference to a song by the Contours, later covered by the J. Geils Band

Check it for a handgun.

Great tune by the Contours.

I just check for warmth and residual pliability.

If she’s toteing a Berkin, she’s a keeper.