Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2003
Transcript:
Homer: My plan to escape Djorkland was simple, but dangerous. Dog: ...Or simply dangerous. Homer: While Duncan led Lady Anne back to Barkshirt to warn them of the Djork invasion, I created a diversion to give her more time by telling the Djorks I could show them a secret passage to the kingdom for their surprise attack. One thing fundamentalists can appreciate is vengance....so it was easy to convince them I wanted to join their raid and get back at the phony bishop...but after a while, they began to pick up some signs that I was really leadig them astray. Dog: Gee, I wonder how, you were so subtle about it... Homer: Of course I know what I'm doing. Why do you ask? Next week: Winds of change