Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for November 29, 2023

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    Ubintold  12 months ago

    Did she have the kid or did somebody else do it?

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member 12 months ago

    Ah! But she decided to put a particular type of bread into the machine, how long to toast it for and will probably butter it etc. those are the only creative parts of the enterprise.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    He’s toast!

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    Macushlalondra  12 months ago

    I guess by this way of thinking no one actually does anything. I don’t bake a pie, the oven does. I don’t fry an egg, the frypan does. I don’t crochet a scarf, my crochet hook does. I don’t type, the keyboard does. I don’t like this line of thinking.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 12 months ago

    First, catch your rabbit…

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member 12 months ago

    No dear. I spread the bread with butter and put it in a frying pan. No modern conveniences in this house. It’ll only be a minute.

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    Olddog1  12 months ago

    OK kid, tell the toaster to make it and wait.

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    Skeptical Meg  12 months ago

    Interesting argument. I understand Macushlalondra’s thinking. And Some Idiot’s as well.

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    car2ner  12 months ago

    We have a ninja table top smoker. Yes, we put the meat in, press the correct buttons and the device cooks it very nicely. Is it cheating? Perhaps it is. And it could come back and haunt us if we have to cook the meat without the the digital brain. We may forget over time.

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    DawnQuinn1  12 months ago

    Obviously Jr does not have any real respect for his mother, always being sarcastic toward her.

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    goboboyd  12 months ago

    Dry toast for you, lad.

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member 12 months ago

    Make your own d*** toast, kid.

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    mourdac Premium Member 12 months ago

    Seems like Junior is one of those who will do anything to avoid actual work.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago

    Simple test there.. put the bread next to the toaster and wait. By Junior’s reasoning it could be some 14 year old kid working in a coal mine that helped make the electricity that the toaster used.

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    RadioDial Premium Member 12 months ago

    ..smart kid..

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    sobrown51  12 months ago

    She does not expect to be graded on the toast. It’s not an intellectual endeavor. No one says he can’t use a computer for research. There’s just a limit.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago

    It won’t cheat her of a grade

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    cabalonrye  12 months ago

    Easy thing to counter. Do you want to be operated by someone who studied or by someone who had a chatbot doing their homework?

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