C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for November 29, 2023

Try the Satanic Temple in Salem MA. A non-theistic organization committed to demonstrating the absurdity of all religions.

Isn’t that what they get when they give up shaving for hanukkah?

They just can’t leave anything alone.

Mona tried to hang me on the tree. It’s very prickly.

That’s indeed all the respect that’s due.

Mona, Hanukkah Bush, what do they make me think of ?

I was told by a Rabbi that Xmas trees are legally secular when I wanted to remove the tree from our daughter’s 5th grade classroom.

Before they started the war on Christmas, most Jews didn’t really care much about Hanukkah.

Pushy elves deserve put-downs….