Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 17, 2023

These are a few my favorite things?

What do these three things have in common, other than being in Frog Applause?

Lameness?

Randomness?

Or that fact that they will blow your mind thinking about it?

News Flush: Investigators say that for the Leader of the Bible Reading Group to spike the Holy Fudge with Viagra and Preg-Not instead of MJ was “nearly Inconceivable”. [Apology to George Carlin]

Check, please.

Thanks, but I already get news about the US House of Representatives from CNN.

Fudgecake yesterday sounds like the safest of the three.

flaccid bible bookmarks would be a big hit at a bookstore.

And there, at the end, I realized that life is a meaningless, throwaway thing, and I had entirely wasted it.

Time to erect some foresight.

It doesn’t get any more random than this

Forget the fudge cake! Let’s storm the impregnable funhouse and eliminate all those flaccid bible bookmarks, once and for all!

Are flaccid bible bookmarks hard to use?

…for me the key words in this comic are…

…Bible…

…funhouse…

…hindsight…

…this could on refer to 1st Samuel 21…

…where David went to Nob …

…At the Tabernacle…

…Ahimelech gave David the Show Bread…

…which…

…in hindsight…

…wasn’t all that good for Ahimelech…

…because Doeg…

…tattletale that he was…

…told Saul…

…and Saul killed Ahimelech because of it…

…some say that Saul hated David because not because…

…Saul killed his thousands…

…but David killed his ten thousands…

…but because David loved his (Saul’s) son, Jonathan…

…more than any woman…

…leaving Ahimelech in a impregnated fudgecake mess…

…and if that doesn’t leave your Bible bookmark flaccid…

…I don’t know what does…

Hard category in game of Connections.

All good things to start the day with!

I think we all remember when our flaccid bible bookmarks were more perky.

She needs a couple more X’s for her 86-proof head. What happens when you add sour mash to the mix? Tongues loosen, that’s what.

YEP …!

Great random pick up lines. This comic always makes me think weird things, which is my favorite things to think.

3 of the 10 daily affirmations in the gay-frog conversion bootcamp handbook.

If anyone wants my recipe for the WACKY CAKE, Lmk….It’s dense, fudgy and leaves you wired!

With sprinkles.

she leans a little to the left.

A special salesman, that curb your diet and pitch a slider.

Motto flower up:

Flour up for, desize a levi pie butt slice Alice?

Right you are, my mournful madam. ’Twas a life well-lived, if a trifle dull and boring except for the fudgecake part.

Mmm, fudgecake! It should be on the menu at the Bathmat Factory Coffeeshop every day!

Have you ever wanted something, so badly…

frog applause jeopardy: name 3 things you can’t live without

…here, at the Schrödinger’s cat of time…

…where we’re either at the beginning of the 4th Reich …

…or at the beginning of a Star Trek utopia…

…where knowledge is power…

…and ignorance is bliss…

…and our AI devices are making us hapless Borg devices…

…[I made a music mix that included 5 songs about telephones…

…on my phone popped up…

…5 Songs about telephones…

…4 of their 5 were on my list]…

… pacifying us …

…giving us what it assumes it needs to give us…

…a baby having us suckle on its teet…

… THATS WHY THERE’S "FROG APPLAUSE!!! …

…more powerful than a locomotive…

…ables us to lift our spirits…

… and not just think for ourselves…

… but think …

…(now with less sugar…

…and a free toy inside)…

Mac intire.

Tap, Tap, Tap ….

( another GoComic party? )

She had me at “fudgecake”.