I’ve smelled Fox lure (scent) before. An old timer in our neighborhood had some. Handy to have if you needed to purge your stomach. Mother of God, does it reek
The North Pole isn’t known for its long growing seasons. My theory is that Santa pulls a “Krampus” on the Naughty women who stay up late to sit on Santa’s lap and brings them home to feed the elves. That’s the missing clause or Misses Claus
In our family, her name is Belle Snickles. Waaaay before Elf on a Shelf, she brought little goodies like Life Savers, or peppermints daily if kids were good in those fraught days just before Christmas.
Leroy 9 months ago
That’s because she’s the subordinate Claus.
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
I bet there are a million laws from the past that they simply forgot about them. AND occasionly a lawyer will unearth it for good or bad!
The Duke 9 months ago
I just called Mrs. Claus “Ma”.
Bilan 9 months ago
They both wear red. Is that a coincidence?
SpaceBuckaroo 9 months ago
Betty Claus?
therese_callahan2002 9 months ago
At least one Christmas special calls her Jessica.
PaulAbbott2 9 months ago
I’ve smelled Fox lure (scent) before. An old timer in our neighborhood had some. Handy to have if you needed to purge your stomach. Mother of God, does it reek
comixbomix 9 months ago
I thought her name was “Subordinate”…?
19JRL44 9 months ago
Mrs Claus does have a first name, Mary of course; as in Mary Christmas
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 9 months ago
I think her first name is Sandy, sounds right.
markhughw 9 months ago
Her first name is Kat.
goboboyd 9 months ago
Enid. Enid May Vorstein-Claus. Though, I haven’t received a card from her in years.
walt1968pat Premium Member 9 months ago
Gray wolves have similar glands.
oakie817 9 months ago
so a police officer gave a 9 year old a ticket for throwing a snowball?
oish 9 months ago
The North Pole isn’t known for its long growing seasons. My theory is that Santa pulls a “Krampus” on the Naughty women who stay up late to sit on Santa’s lap and brings them home to feed the elves. That’s the missing clause or Misses Claus
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 9 months ago
In our family, her name is Belle Snickles. Waaaay before Elf on a Shelf, she brought little goodies like Life Savers, or peppermints daily if kids were good in those fraught days just before Christmas.
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
A neighbor girl, born on Christmas, was named Merry Carol.
Jimmyk939 9 months ago
Seriously‽ Mrs Claus’ first name is Holly! Always was, always will be. Merry Christmas all, believe it or not
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
We live in Comox, BC. We have a copy of that paper.
Buckeye67 9 months ago
Hey Satanism is the next big thing among the woke population.
tejloro 9 months ago
Her name is Jessica!