Acceleration 32.174 feet per second-squared for both. But then there is the coefficient of friction and contact area skin to plastic of the person. And the degree of incline. And how to account for barrier films…..is he oily skinned or dehydrated……. Where’s my calculator?
Announcement over the PA system: “The ‘Thriller Max Water Slide’ is temporarily closed for routine extrication. All paramedics, report. Bring ‘The Jaws of Life’.”
Imagine 9 months ago
Ya think?
Zykoic 9 months ago
Acceleration 32.174 feet per second-squared for both. But then there is the coefficient of friction and contact area skin to plastic of the person. And the degree of incline. And how to account for barrier films…..is he oily skinned or dehydrated……. Where’s my calculator?
rshive 9 months ago
And I won’t be hurt if I land on you.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Announcement over the PA system: “The ‘Thriller Max Water Slide’ is temporarily closed for routine extrication. All paramedics, report. Bring ‘The Jaws of Life’.”
wirepunchr 9 months ago
He’s betting on the law of gravity.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Wise choice!
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
Might not be any water left in the pool at the bottom…
Vet Premium Member 9 months ago
He’ll get stuck….those slides are not extra wide.
mindjob 9 months ago
If Cannonball was an Olympic sport, this guy would take the gold!
monya_43 9 months ago
Not only is he likely to be faster, he is also fatter.
erin.adamic Premium Member 9 months ago
Not according to Galileo…
cuzinron47 9 months ago
And he’ll clear the slide of any obstacles
Ernest_CT 9 months ago
gasp They told us it is just 32 feet per second per second! The swine lied to us!