The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 07, 2023

All of them agree. Put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodby.

They all agree. Undoubtedly a new era of prosperity is upon us. Any second nov…

I’d say, the coffee of #3 won’t have enough time for the caffeine to take effect.

So. Nothing has changed.

Death.

The coffee cup is a nice touch.

“I see a long cold winter. No sunshine. I plan to grow feathers and head south."

Expert #1: It’s a hoax. Expert #2: We need to pay more taxes to fix this. Expert #3: I feel like turning into oil whatever that is.

I’m hauling my asteroid outta here.

Dang global warming. .

If you saw the flash, you might have as long as an hour before the blast wave hits. Try to find someplace your bones will be accessible to future archeologists.

Unfortunately, the actual interviews didn’t begin until after the ‘word from our sponsor’.

They should ask Todd.

10 seconds later they went off the air.