Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 30, 2023

No, just another house when it’s over.

Didn’t you get a toaster the first time? First time around for me, coffee makers were all the rage for wedding presents. We got seven.

I think at this point the best she can hope for is a pre-nup.

Almost. The groom just found out he’s toast.

Now she tells him. Look at his face. Sheer terror. Run guy, run.

Revolving door, maybe?

IS THATHUBBY NO.3 SHEDDING A TEAR?

She ought to have 4 toasters by now.

Entitled b……uh bridezilla.

A frequent vower award?

He should bail right now

This not a Catholic wedding unless previous three are dead…

Go fourth and multiply!

And another one bites the dust…….

Sometime I like to imagine what’s going to happen next in these scenarios. I’m also an optimist, so I’m imagining that this scene takes place right before the “I Do’s” and that the groom leaves her sorry a$$ right there at the altar (also that, as he makes his exit past the table with the pile of gifts, there’s a toaster and he takes it with him).