My mother was a nurses’ aide back in the day. She caught them from a kid she was holding in the e-room while the doctors were setting the child’s broken arm.
I remember the Mother who came after me about head lice. The kids were teasing her little girl for having them. (Even I hadn’t known who, just a note from the school nurse.) The Mother wanted to know why I had let everyone know it was her daughter. I explained to the Mother that her daughter had announced it to everyone on the playground and then was chasing the kids saying she’d give head lice to everyone. No apology, just a demand that I make the kids stop teasing.
It figures that it’s Kevin. Dill doesn’t have enough hair to infect. So Kevin is bragging that Santa gave him an early Christmas present? Will he be sad when his parents shave his head and the lice disappear? Maybe that’s why they got him a puppy.
mccollunsky 12 months ago
Kevin wears the lice like a trophy. Also, Santa that’s a concern.
markkahler52 12 months ago
And Alice has a see-thru nose!!
gigagrouch 12 months ago
My mother was a nurses’ aide back in the day. She caught them from a kid she was holding in the e-room while the doctors were setting the child’s broken arm.
A.Ficionada 12 months ago
Remember notes?
oish 12 months ago
It’s beginning to look a lot lice Christmas
ChessPirate 12 months ago
I wonder what the Oh-Oh Baby would have to say about this? ☺
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
This is pretty lousey.
brick10 12 months ago
I remember the Mother who came after me about head lice. The kids were teasing her little girl for having them. (Even I hadn’t known who, just a note from the school nurse.) The Mother wanted to know why I had let everyone know it was her daughter. I explained to the Mother that her daughter had announced it to everyone on the playground and then was chasing the kids saying she’d give head lice to everyone. No apology, just a demand that I make the kids stop teasing.
timinwsac Premium Member 12 months ago
I guess skid row isn’t the best of places to hire a mall santa from.
TimothyP23 12 months ago
This is a great mini-arc! I won’t spoil it for newcomers.
basspro 12 months ago
Time to get out the “Nitt Picker.”
Spiffy 12 months ago
“Why can’t I have pets, mom?!”
6turtle9 12 months ago
It figures that it’s Kevin. Dill doesn’t have enough hair to infect. So Kevin is bragging that Santa gave him an early Christmas present? Will he be sad when his parents shave his head and the lice disappear? Maybe that’s why they got him a puppy.
ktrabbit 12 months ago
Well, I guess we know what Santa’s giving everyone for Christmas.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
Naturally it’s Kevin. With his huge bucket head, there’s plenty of room for them.
Judeeye Premium Member 12 months ago
Petey will absolutely freak out.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
A Pink Note!
But Alice can confirm that it’s poor Kevin the Buckethead, who believes he got the lice from the mall Santa’s [fake] beard!…
JH&Cats 12 months ago
Nice hat, Alice.