Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 28, 2023

I’m sure you can think of something!

Practice your ledger-domain.

groom that beard maybe?

I say, lose the beard and move out of Mom and dad’s cave and get a place downtown

Start a ZZ Top cover band

They have the same problems with their beards that I have with toilet paper at my house: Over or Under?

You’d be surprised at what you can dream up to keep yourself occupied.

Do you Goo Roo?

Act on what you’ve spent all that time thinking about.

Shave?

Meditate more

Retirement?  I’ve found it’s no so much what you do but what you don’t have to do!  I like going to bed and getting up whenever I want (for 30 years I worked a rotating shift schedule. It was like working with jet lag.), and I really like NOT having to be somewhere!

Probably spend more time at Om.

Shave. That should take you through Memorial Day.

Start a cult?

Medicarefree