Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 05, 2023

I knew him Horatio.

The Amusing Spidey-man eh.

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Shakespeare in the Multiverse.

Ralph’s right!

Thwip!

Nope! It’s just you, Ralph! The webslinger will be around for a long time.

They’ll never stop. The merchandisers were bitten by a radioactive Action Figure.

What if he was bitten by a radioactive Lady Bug?

… He knew him before he became Doctor Octopus.

He came to praise him, not bite him back!

Who’s Otto?

Marvel-ous …!

( it was the lowest hanging fruit … scusa! )

One of the most misquoted lines in literature. That speech actually starts “Alas, poorYorick! I knew him, Horatio—a fellow of infinitejest, of most excellent fancy.”

The audience was captivated, then injected with digestive enzymes.

That’s Yorick, you dummy.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. Sir Walter Scott … to sum up the current Superhero craze … which I gave up after all my comic books disappeared during a family relocation in the mid-50s.

Shakespeare must be spinning in his grave.

Yorick’s getting left out in the cold.

Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?

-J. Jonah Jameson: