F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 07, 2023

How recently?

Don’t fart!

Just floating through life.

I sink like a rock……

There is an advantage to having (extra) fat.

There’s a reason those life vests used to be called Mae Wests. Enough body fat and you can’t even get underwater. I recall a sailor remarking, “There’s a gal who’ll never drown”

Must be a politician full of hot air.