Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for December 17, 2023

I’d leave a humorous and slightly poignant comment, but that would seem, perhaps… gratuitous…

And I ask for no gratuity

All I want for Christmas is his list of naughty girls.

What are you bothered about Santa? Two weeks ago, she proved your existence and how you get around the whole world in a night.

I think it kind of proves the old saying, “The Rich are different….they have more money!”.

Good gracious!

Pleasantries should never have a price…..

she’s a handful

A seasonal saint? You gotta be dead to be a saint.