Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for December 08, 2023

Dogs are nocturnal “party” animals.

Well Phil, you could always “swat” Marm’s NOSE, but I don’t think he’ll like it ……. at all!!!

/SHMIRK/

Be it in the deep night and in bad weather

Better hear me talk

and get up for a walk

Before he becomes a bed-wetter

I had an appt at a Dr today for 11:15, it’s a 40 mile sprint. I told Alexa to wake me at 8:30am, the witch did, I said shut up and wake me in 15 minutes, the bit*h did, I told it to shut up and wake me on 15 minutes, it did. I made my appt…I need a new clock! One that ignores me

Snooze? Marm?

Then, You would have a lake in your house.

Marm looks so cute there!

I have three German Shepherds, and a tiny terrier who sleeps right in between us on the bed, This morning around 5 am, she heard a noise, and jumped up, yapping furiously, and ran down the hall. It was the cat. None of the big dogs stirred. She came back and went back to bed and I said “Don’t you feel stupid?”

With owning a Great Dane comes great responsibility! ;-p

Cock-a-doodle-Duke!!

Just wait until you are older – Mr. or Ms. Bladder does not have a snooze setting!

I’m glad that I don’t have anything that talks back to me ….. it’s bad enough that I have devices still hooked up that I forgot about ….. like my FAX Machine ….. yesterday I heard something clicking and making noise …. but couldn’t figure it out for several minutes ….. finally realized it was the FAX machine when it started beeping ……. finally got it to work (hadn’t used in years) …. printed out the FAX and turns out it wasn’t for me ….. wrong number ….. at least now I know the FAX machine works …… :)

Phil you should be used to marm wake up to walk