Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2023

The irony here is Ebenezer (Scrooge) hated Christmas (A.K.A Noel ).

Green face, red blood, what could be more seasonal?

Noel. What a interesting name for a damsel in distress. Who thinks this story might be a dream after hearing ‘Noel’?(or a story being read by Breezy to Hazy).

I wonder if thats his first “Noel!!!”

KA-PUKE !

ka-brech

He shouldn’t have washed those cookies down with water from the Christmas tree.

Ka-HORK, goes the guy whose main line of work is as a cat burglar.

That was quick. Doesn’t anybody knock these days?

KA-BARF!

Could be worse. he could have been eating fruitcake.

“I like to talk to a man who likes to talk.” – Casper Gutman, The Maltese Falcon