Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 28, 2023

P2.5, Luke: I can lick all of you girls!

But are they ALL “girls”? Ya know what I mean? Wink, wink

Notes on Gil’s clipboard: DO NOT CRY. DO NOT CRY.

This one’s a lawsuit waiting to happen as Martinez shows his “moves”.

Congratulations to lemonbaskt for guessing one of the mysterious sports teams in yesterday’s strip. We are still waiting to find out if Cami is coaching hockey, roller derby, lacrosse or some other sport. Not that it matters with this strip but I have never heard of a girl’s wrestling team. I know some girls wrestle on the boy’s team. Are there enough teams out there that Milford will be able to get matches for their team? Did their uniforms get purchased through the great return on vape sales or did they get a kickback from Vito?

P1 A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

P2 Luke: “No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.”

The wrestling team: “Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.”

P3 Gil: “Melancholy, Doc? Did I say something to you?”

Meanwhile Dewey Oxburger goes for and makes the pin. SLAM!

I think I’m being misdirected. Bwaaaahaaahaaa! As if there has been any discernable direction in this strip for the last year and a half.

Concussion protocol.

If Gil were a dog, what breed would he be? A melancollie. There. Such low hanging fruit, it had Tobe done.

P2- Dr Pearl is wearing her water squirting flower and wearing capri pants. Gil should try some fermented peaches. And herb.

Martinez looks like a cross between Shemp Howard and Peter Lorre.

Most Canadians will appreciate “EHS” in P3 today- exploding head syndrome.

Haha….pervy grown man Luke “volunteers” to roll around with teen girls wearing tight, little wrestling onesies…

“Let me cheer you up Gil. I still prefer men. How about my place, say 8? Dress up like you’re going to coach something. I just got my cheerleader uniform back from the cleaners. A little sis boom bah?”

Can’t wait to see if the author knows as much about wrestling as he does football, basketball, baseball, etc.

P 2.5 (Gil, hysterically crying): “… not good…sniff…. Mimi left me for a woman…sniff…”

“Peachy. My wife is cheating on me with another woman, my daughter got knocked up and had an abortion… yup. Peachy.”

mat wrestling only ? no top rope to jump from

you sure thats a girl on the left panal one ?

dr pearl asks gil if shes seen pop lately

look closely at girl on right is that jami in a wig ?

P 2 (Luke): “… it’s ok girls… go ahead and pile on top of me…giggle…I really don’t mind…”

No girls’ basketball team this year? Second year in a row, isn’t it?

Do we get Cami and hockey tommorow? Can I drive the Zamboni?

Just peachy now I’m going to hit coach martinez with a chair!

Background: On Aug 9, 2022, we learned that Luke was a state champion wrestler… Also though, since Pedro’s the only one getting any action in the Martinez house, this could be a recipe for disaster, especially since he’s providing some one-on-one coaching!

Man, BHHL looks like he could compete in a bodybuilding competition. And is that Dr. Pearl in P3? Wearing not quite the latest fashion. A fashion that hasn’t been in style in the last half century. And speaking of fashion, one thing that will never go out of fashion is Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/28/hair-mat/

Pretty Boy Bobby Heenan and Dr. X (quack quack) will be the famous cameos this story line with Haystacks Calhoun as the fill-in if needed.

I expect a cameo by Classy Freddie Blassie.

P2- Gil’s upset because he wanted to train the first girls wrestling team ever from Milford High School and pad his resume for COTY!