Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for November 22, 2023

Table eti-cat.

Don’t cats expect to be waited upon hand and foot, my dogs certainly did.

At least they made sure silverware was licked clean.

Cats stick their faces in the plate.

Plate: “Forks to the left of me, Knives to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”

Dang! All that time spent training them wasted.

They are probably southpaws.

Gladys tried to teach this proper placement to Hurricane Hattie, Pat. She said—“Why? Are you superstitious?”