Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 13, 2023

Actually…

After all, memory extraction works best if you actually have a memory to extract.

Miles had a point there.

I thought the same thing on the last strip.

Here comes another great arc.

Kevin, having confused Santa with Willy Wonka, hopes to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper while at the toy factory.

Kevin: “If at the end of the grand tour they can’t find us, they can’t wipe us.”

My youngest foster brother was the Well Actually Kid in our bunch. He even SOUNDS like all of those stereotypical know-it-all nerds in movies and TV shows. He hated it when we pointed it out the first time. Didn’t stop him from doing it though.

Hoo-boy… They are so gonna take over Santa’s workshop in order to get all the loot they’ve asked for, but never got!

Is Kevin actually saying something intelligent?

Well, technically…

Actually, if we did anything, because it was sensible, no one would read such a boring comic.

If this comic were set today, would Miles literally try to actually literally actual his way to literally actually see the real literal Santa’s Workshop?

If Miles and Kevin go on a tour of Santa’s workshop and then don’t remember it, did it really happen?