From his point of view, that would still take centuries, maybe even thousands of years. Any math whizzes care to figure out how many homes with children there are in the entire world, multiplied by about five minutes per home, and tell us how much time that is? He’d also have to overlap himself in time many, many times, and probably have to avoid running into himself to avoid some kind of catastrophic timeline failure.
leopardglily 11 months ago
Of course Santa is a biker dude hahahaha
pschearer Premium Member 11 months ago
I knew it!!
TonysSon 11 months ago
Merry Quantumas
diazch408 11 months ago
This almost makes sense.
Ida No 11 months ago
Oh, of course! How silly of us to have forgotten.
markkahler52 11 months ago
I always wondered why time seems to pass so much more slowly on Christmas Eve..
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
That was the same question I had when I was a kid. Glad Santa cleared it up for me. Whatever it is he meant.
Hamady Sack Premium Member 11 months ago
At last. It makes sense.
Can't Sleep 11 months ago
So it could take a month of his time, but it would all be happening at the same time to us. Sounds like Santa’s using quantum physics. Works for me!
Ellis97 11 months ago
Looks like Santa’s been working out.
elbow macaroni 11 months ago
Best Christmas comic strip storyline of all time.
belgarathmth 11 months ago
From his point of view, that would still take centuries, maybe even thousands of years. Any math whizzes care to figure out how many homes with children there are in the entire world, multiplied by about five minutes per home, and tell us how much time that is? He’d also have to overlap himself in time many, many times, and probably have to avoid running into himself to avoid some kind of catastrophic timeline failure.
The-Great-Gildersleeve 11 months ago
Aww! And I was sure Santa had two hearts and his sleigh was a blue police box.
phileaux 11 months ago
Chris Hemsworth’s grandfather!?
David_J Premium Member 11 months ago
As a life long sci fi nerd, If this were a movie I’d watch it!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 11 months ago
Wow, Santa is buff! Who knew? I always thought that he was fat.
prrdh 11 months ago
It’s so simple, so very simple, only a quantum engineer can do it.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Santa crushes it.
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 11 months ago
I figured Santa just used a teleporter like on Star Trek and just beamed the presents into people’s homes. Much faster than hand-delivery.
6turtle9 11 months ago
Ho Ho Holy Space Time, Batman!
kaffekup 11 months ago
The Big Guy himself!
An innocent bystander 11 months ago
man remember when this comic was about two kids having fun around their neighborhood
RoolDeeWurldMan 11 months ago
Thought he was an auto-mechanic for the Rebel Alliance. That is one BUFF dude!