1 and Done by Eric Scott for November 23, 2023

Who doesn’t!

Were you a good boy?

And further down, by the way.

Ewwwww.

Stand in line. ⍢

I’ll take your word for it.

“I’m sure you do. But, you’re out of luck, Bob. You’re not my type.”

The least you can do is scratch behind my ears!

I like his couch. It has nipples.

The tragedy of man. It’s hard to compete with a cute cat.

My wife wrestled with just this issue with her first husband.

The cat will soon apply a nip lock.

It’s probably furry, too. :)

Try fetching her slippers; maybe that will help.