Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2009

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    Trademark  over 15 years ago

    This reminds me of the part in 300 where the one dude is talking to the Persian General who says “we will launch a thousand arrows that will blot out the sun” then he says “then we shall fight in the shade”. That was a good movie.

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    attyush  over 15 years ago

    Yup. You can use all your bonus money to plug in the holes.

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    wndrwrthg  over 15 years ago

    It may not interfere in getting your bonus, but it will put a crimp in spending it.

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    OnTarget  over 15 years ago

    This is great.

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    Kingoswald Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Too many chiefs … ? (grin)

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    Shannon D. Orr Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Call your lawyer, you’re about to get Sioux’d

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    Northwoodser  over 15 years ago

    This is Madof’s last stand. Too bad he had to take so many with him.

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    GuntotingLiberal  over 15 years ago

    Ooh nice one Matsu.

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    Varnes  over 15 years ago

    OK, for those keeping score at home, although it was close, the silver medal for wise cracks goes to Matsu23. And the gold….baslim_the _begger. Let’s have a big round of applause!

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    carmy  over 15 years ago

    Famous last words.

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    wayne goodridge Premium Member over 15 years ago

    will he get a bailout?

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    ZetaZeta  over 15 years ago

    I preferred the xkcd commentary on the bonuses. People need to chill.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 15 years ago

    It won’t affect your bonus, and no retirement necessary.

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    Dtroutma  over 15 years ago

    Slings and arrows to outrageous fortune hunters?

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    Not to worry, Sir….your slight miscalculation was all the enemy’s fault.

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    treered  over 15 years ago

    right on target! Bullseye! 300 was a good movie, but Madoff and company are not Spartans!

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    Preschus3  over 15 years ago

    ‘Custered’ attempts another of his whiz-bang tactics!

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    Reminds me of the North Dakota tourism billboard a few years back:

    Come to North Dakota!

    Custer was fine when he left.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    I wish Custer should not kill all of those innocent Native America Indians for no reason. Also, I wish all of those Native American Indian kill Custer with many arrows in just a second!

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    Wildmustang1262 says:

    I wish Custer should not kill all of those innocent Native America Indians for no reason. Also, I wish all of those Native American Indian kill Custer with many arrows in just a second!

    ~ They got him, Wildmustang.

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    kfaatz925  over 15 years ago

    Bmonk, LOL. That’s quite the slogan!

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