Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 09, 2023

Why pick on the Lone Ranger’s horse?!

He needed to stress the first syllable, the ARGentocracy…

Silver bells, silver bells

It’s Christmas time in the city

Ring-a-ling, hear them ring

Soon it will be Christmas day

Is the quote Pascal or Chekhov?

Great arc closers today, Mike – both the W.O.D. and Quote are excellent! ( He said, betting his last silver dollar…)

Arrrrrrgh!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey! You have a ship’s wheel hanging off the end of your (ahem) c0ck!” The pirate says, “Arrrrgh! I know. It drives me nuts!”

ruled by wealthy or ruled by pirates? Is there much difference?

Another Camus quote

The “newspaper” quote is spot on, since religion started out as a means for the powerful to control the masses; and is still used that way, mainly…

All religions are cults of one sort or another – a way for people to say, …“I’m better than you…”

If he has to stretch any further for these puns, he’ll need a fourth panel.

Ruled by the silver-haired of the society…