Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 01, 2023

I didn’t create it, but I am full of it.

Have mercy. He’s just a kid … just a-crazy-mixed-up-kid-in-a-world-gone-wrong — a world he never made! (I know … but “chick” doesn’t really work.)

Besides, somebody had to find a way to pay off the mortgage.

“More meaningful measures of success”, like getting away with robbing a bank.

She was just trying to feather her nest a bit…. You know have a bit of a nest egg…

Hopefully he is being tried in Illinois and can be released without bail bond.

Oh, give it arrest!

Everyone’s a victim, but not everyone is delicious.

You are sentenced to Community Service at KFC!!!!!!!!!! :)

What clucking mess did you get into THIS time!?

Seems like a reasonable defence to me.