Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 22, 2023

Dad: “I know. That’s why you don’t get to keep the money. Heh heh heh.”

Are you disappointed yet?

Such precious memories … of frustration, disappointment, and guilt.

Don’t worry. You’ll be ultimately disappointed with whatever you buy.

If you don’t want the money, kid, I’ll take it!

Disappointed it was a $20 and not two $10 bills? Yeah, I’ve known people like that……

…and keep the receipt with the items.

But it always fits, & it’s always the right color!

Some people can be happy. Others have less to complain about.

Ha! I guess He guessed you wanted money.

Now that I can get my own Weber’s Horseradish Mustard here in DC, my brudder is at a loss of what to get me for Christmas. My beloved $3 present. Don’t want or need anything else.

How about a chicken scratch ticket?

If only Christmas cash could be printed in holiday colors. :)

Wrong color, wrong size.

let me guess its the wrong size or colour

Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️