Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 02, 2024

Team scorched-earthing. It’s all, or nothing.

“In keeping with fashionable business terminology, we call it Tsunami Management. It’s the Wave of the Future.”

USAian capitalism at its “finest.”

Happened to my grandson just before Christmas. He was not amused.

And they were all graduates of Oxford University (the one in Mississippi.)

Former Wal-Mart cashiers?

Everybody knows that if the team isn’t performing you fire the coach

Now he won’t have anyone to threaten. I think he’ll implode in about 5 minutes. :)

There’s more chickens there than you can shake a stick at.

Good one!

We’ve arranged an outplacement firm to help you transition. The Colonel will be here shortly.

A random Nietzschean sez: “If destruction is the rule of the Cosmos, I shall be its agent, not just its victim!”

Sometimes you just gotta break some heads… eggs!

Tell me again why that robot carries a stick with a nail in it?