‘I wanta narmy. Anna big castle wif pointy bits,’ said the child. ‘Anna swored.’
The Hogfather reached into his sack and produced – a sword. It was four feet long and glinted along the blade. The mother took a deep breath. ‘You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘Its not safe.’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What is she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Sigh. That really would be a Christmas miracle!
Kaputnik 11 months ago
Aw come on yourself Santa. You know I’m just trying to make myself look good.
Imagine 11 months ago
Whirled peas.
Ida No 11 months ago
Mrs. Claus!
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
“No … and don’t say, ‘Two Front Teeth’!”
Charles 11 months ago
‘I wanta narmy. Anna big castle wif pointy bits,’ said the child. ‘Anna swored.’
The Hogfather reached into his sack and produced – a sword. It was four feet long and glinted along the blade. The mother took a deep breath. ‘You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘Its not safe.’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What is she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
ladykat 11 months ago
Really?
ghlavenka1 11 months ago
When I’m on the phone with Customer Service or Tech Support, at the end of the call they usually ask, “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
And I say, “World peace?”
I get some interesting responses.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Right on! But there’s always HOPE!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Mmmm…peace of chicken.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
I want what the kid’s been smoking. :)
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Altruistic chicken is delicious.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Neighborhood peace?
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 11 months ago
How about world pizza?
crazeekatlady 11 months ago
I want anything except socks.