Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for November 25, 2023

‘Need’ in one hand and urinate in the other and see which one gets full first.

Oh no. No needs of more apps. There only limited space on phone already. Worst things is using app for something when same could be easily accessible these days through web browser app via website. But noooooo. You is wants to tracks everything on we phone as wherever we is goes and whatever we is does and keeps shoving pesky notification.

Is that her blonde sister in the other room??

She’s way too easy. This afternoon would be better.

No, Rita, you don’t.

..and sell for 99 cents..

no hurry

Install an existing one.

And it has to be able to make coffee too.

Jay: “Rita, in order to have it by tomorrow we first have to build a time machine.”

Facilities Person: While sealing Jay up in a wall, “Jay, when are you gonna learn to keep your trap shut?”

yep

I may still have a Motorola bag phone if you’d like to test your new app.

They could use the upgrade sneak: You delete old working apps and use the cleared space to install worthless games and shopping apps. At least mine is currently asking permission.

WHO is the blonde version of Rita in the background?

Is that Rita’s doppelganger in the rear?