“But on the letters page of Penthouse however…”
There’s always the confessional.
It has to be said, because it is unprintable.
Well, maybe you can say she was very welcoming.
She always loved her neighbors.
Some things are just better left unsaid anyway.
Would you like to say a few kind words?
no
But it’s rumored she was just a “regular” gal …!
( oops, that was “Ethyl”… my bad )
“Have you seen that new doll, ’Li’l Diamond’?”
“No, what’s it do?”
“You pull its string and it turns into ‘Insult, the Comic Eulogizer’…”
(“THANK you, ChessPirate”)
May 24, 2014
mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago
“But on the letters page of Penthouse however…”
mr_sherman Premium Member 9 months ago
There’s always the confessional.
Jml58 9 months ago
It has to be said, because it is unprintable.
Izzy Moreno 9 months ago
Well, maybe you can say she was very welcoming.
Tigressy 9 months ago
She always loved her neighbors.
Doug K 9 months ago
Some things are just better left unsaid anyway.
PoodleGroomer 9 months ago
Would you like to say a few kind words?
no
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
But it’s rumored she was just a “regular” gal …!
( oops, that was “Ethyl”… my bad )
ChessPirate 9 months ago
“Have you seen that new doll, ’Li’l Diamond’?”
“No, what’s it do?”
“You pull its string and it turns into ‘Insult, the Comic Eulogizer’…”
(“THANK you, ChessPirate”)