Hey, Santa could be a character like Billy Bob Thorton’s “Bad Santa” where he has a real beard, real lice and is likely half in the bag. Therefore, it is definitely a good idea to go get Alice a nice hot chocolate whether Santa has a fake beard or a real one……
Apparently most professional Santas have real beards. I’ve known several of them, and they always grew their own beards. My friend Larry started growing his beard in July, and by December he had a full and bushy beard. He always looked forward to Christmas Eve, when he could shave it off again!
Uh-oh. Madeline nearly blew it! Fortunately,Alice (as usual) was not paying close attention to what Mom was saying, so the Hot Chocolate at the Food Court Ploy should work….
mccollunsky 11 months ago
Nice save, that was perfection.
Kaputnik 11 months ago
Could lice temporarily migrate from Mall=Santa’s hair to his fake beard?
TampaFanatic1 11 months ago
Hey, Santa could be a character like Billy Bob Thorton’s “Bad Santa” where he has a real beard, real lice and is likely half in the bag. Therefore, it is definitely a good idea to go get Alice a nice hot chocolate whether Santa has a fake beard or a real one……
su43dipta 11 months ago
The only “lice” I spot is in her name!
cdward 11 months ago
Oopsy!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
I have a feeling she’s gonna ask again and what she meant by FAKE! LOL
skyriderwest 11 months ago
Apparently most professional Santas have real beards. I’ve known several of them, and they always grew their own beards. My friend Larry started growing his beard in July, and by December he had a full and bushy beard. He always looked forward to Christmas Eve, when he could shave it off again!
oakie817 11 months ago
oops
6turtle9 11 months ago
Will a chocolate sugar rush be enough to divert attention, or fuel more questions? Madeline may need a little schnapps in her hot chocolate.
JP Steve Premium Member 11 months ago
Is Joel from Gasoline Alley Santaing at this mall too?
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Uh-oh. Madeline nearly blew it! Fortunately,Alice (as usual) was not paying close attention to what Mom was saying, so the Hot Chocolate at the Food Court Ploy should work….