Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 30, 2023

I hope her coworkers enjoy being herded!

That sounds like Drunk Patty logic.

Our old house in SF had a couple of holly trees in the backyard.

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!—Walt Kelly, Pogo

Well that’s going to be an interesting party.

This should be fun.

I would love to go to a party decked with Border Collies.

I thought it would be so the drunken guests could be rounded up and not wander off into the street.

I am picturing Drunk Patty trying to apply a spray tan on someone. She’d be getting it on the walls, the floor, and what little gets on the customer will be all uneven and streaky

There’s are a gazillion parodies of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” but two favorites are “The !2 Cats of Christmas” and “The 12 Days of Christmas,” both of which can be found on the old You Tube. There’s also a fun children’s book called “The !2 Cats of Christmas”