Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 19, 2023

RIP Gran’ma

Looks like there might be coal in those socks Agnes always gets for Xmas.

Improvisation is Agnes’ middle name.

Aaieee—who’s gonna clean that mess?

When Granma gets home from work exhausted, she’s gonna be really angry with Agnes when she sees the kitchen.

Just blew a months worth of groceries that Grandma is gonna have to replace with working overtime.

Ketchup: the universal sauce

someone is getting coal in her stocking

The spirit is willing, but her knowledge is non-existent. Heaven help her Grandma.

So this is how Christmas cake was discovered 6 months later under someone’s bed.

When it starts bubbling by itself, throw it out the window. Trust me. :)

Agnes, the Julia Child of kitchen concoctions.

Catsup for red sprinkles? I’m speechless.

no red dye #2…?