Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 15, 2023

Another method involves never bathing. It’s called kung phew.

Mare-tial arts eh.

Makes good horse sense.

is that a lavender belt??

He has a pink belt.

Then there’s Downward Dog! Wait… that might be yogurt… or whatever that other discipline is!

And then you find a pardner and Judo-si-do.

Will get mugged regularly, since he won’t be held up by someone with a brick, board, or cinder blocks!

Taekwon-go…

Horace should have taken the elevator.

Horace, you forgot to show off your beggest move of all…!

Shouldn’t the ”belt” be yellow, and sewn up the back of his gi?

I was top of my class in that, got yellow suspenders to prove it. (don’t have a waist)

On that (low) note……

You don’t want a Nin-jury.

You can fight or you can take flight. Taking flight is sometimes the better option.

In reality, running is the first step of Judon’t. Once you have mastered that, running really fast is for the more adept. :)

Great idea! Self preservation classes!

Horace….neigh-ver retreat…hold your ground, not lay in it!

That wuss very funny.

You’re an expert at knot-tying, Horace.

Actually, there is a pink belt in jiu-jitsu, for graduates of their Women Empowered self-defense program, a curriculum featuring a limited set of jiu-jitsu techniques specifically curated to defend against common sexual assault scenarios

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Gracie_jiu-jitsu_ranking_system#:~:text=The%20Academy%20also%20introduced%20a,against%20common%20sexual%20assault%20scenarios.

I long for the time when Arab&Judon’t.