The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for December 09, 2023

  1. Head spin
    Billavi Premium Member 9 months ago

    I think G ‘n R said it best, although they were referencing a different brown substance: “I used to do a little, but a little wouldn’t do it, so the little got more and more”

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  2. Googly eyes
    John Wiley Premium Member 9 months ago

    Because your cup is too small.

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 9 months ago

    My cup is a half-liter. I still need more than one of them some days…

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    Mediatech  9 months ago

    Sticking your finger in a light socket is even more stimulating, but not nearly as tasty.

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    artjohn42  9 months ago

    The first cup gets the heart and brain jump-started. Subsequent cups are procrastination.

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    thegreat.gildersleeve  9 months ago

    When homo-sapiens were designed, God assured Man that ONE cup was all we would need for a buzz, but never stipulated the SIZE of the cup.

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