Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 13, 2023

Ho Ho Help Wanted.

If he worked at IKEA, he’s qualified.

*batteries not included

Swedish Santa.

… but no sittin’ around on shelves!!

journeyman elf…

He does look like he needs new batteries.

I need all the help I can get.

Batteries are included, but it’s not a brand you’ve ever heard of. Buy spares, that’s all I’m saying.

Dave the Elf tried but always had parts n pieces left so they put him with Jack Frost, who taught him to nip at peoples toes…

☺️☺️☺️❤️

Now that’s a modern day classic!

And on Christmas Eve, fa la la la lattes for everyone.

Maybe this elf wants to be a dentist.

He’s toying with the idea of applying.

Fairies use their magic wands, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

BYOT

the batteries are never included!

I really like this one. :)

Batteries are included but they’ve been with the toys so long, they no longer work.

Bring your own Allen key.

It’s another elf improvement scam!

it’s lucky he’s small, what with all the downsizing…