Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 23, 2023

Why 8 weeks? Did I miss something?

No big deal. I’ll just use plastic. I can use 6 credit cards to pay each monthly payment. And let my life insurance pay all my bills when I die. Hee Hee. Revolving credit indeed. I jest of course but I know people who do that.

Salary? What’s that?

There is always too much month left when the salary is spent. Even in februay.

Squeeze every penny!!!!!!!

Apparently her “January Salary” will go for boxed wine… ☺

When you live drink by drink like Aunty does, and the booze drys up, time drags by inexorably slow.

I know. And January feels like 12 weeks!

I would think being in a drunken stupor you’d lose all track of time.

Thirty days hath September, April, June and November . . . January, however, is a pain in the butt.

It gets so cold here I swear February has 200 days in it. It’s always overcast and gray, too. Not my favorite month.

The school district pays us on the last day of the month, except in December when we get paid the last working day of the month, (which was yesterday). As everything is paid right now, I ignore the fact the money is in my account until January first when I will pay bills.

Auntie Scrooge!