Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 19, 2023

Use the saber, Auntie, use the saber! Blast! OK, then use the sledge hammer and the sieve to keep the rest of the glass out!

The Little Rummy Girl: Rum in the Tummy Tum Tum …

Nice sweater and it fits you great too.

She needs bottle openers for Christmas.

How can she get into the Holiday Spirit if she can’t get the Holiday Spirits into herself?

100% Aunty proof. Man that’s strong!

Rum, Eggnog’s favorite booster upper.

Come , they told me, pour rum, rum, rum

Love the jumper.

As the Mythbusters proved, there is no problem that can’t be solved with a robot and some C4.

…..and the tag off the sweater!!!!!!

Aunty, that’s not Christmas spirit that’s just Christmas sloven drunkenness.

Pink rum. Yum.

:/

I used a nutcracker to unscrew the top on my bottle.

Some things are better thought than done.

My kind of holiday spirit.

looks like when auntie bought that bottle she got a rum deal…

☺