Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 14, 2023

Start with The Little Drummer Boy and they will probably throw you out!

Grandma got run over…..

A couple of places had us caroling. I’m a trained soprano, so I had fun. The filk versions are hilarious! Cat versions are good to trot out.

Make sure it isn’t for good.

Can I hum and/or whistle?

Loved to sing, can’t sing anymore. :o(

With my voice I might be charged with assault with a tone deadly weapon.

Extra annoying: Carol singing carols in a carrol, in the style of Lewis Carroll.

My physical therapy place plays hours of Christmas music only when one therapist is there. Thank goodness, I have my workouts in another room and I can watch and listen to the TV. Am famous for putting on METV and Perry Mason!

If I hear “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas” ONE MORE TIME. . .

There must be something wrong with my wife. Normally she plays Christmas music 24/7 from the day after Thanksgiving until December 26th. She hasn’t done that this year.

At least that’s better than my daughter-in-law who plays only one song: “All I want for Christmas is you.” over and over again.

You can tell the ex-Catholics at the Christmas Service. They are the ones singing Adeste Fideles. I think it does sound better in Latin.

…….or any other annoying action…….do you want some home made fruitcake?

I suggest “Who put the d*ck on the snowman”.

I don’t sing. Court order.

Send you home with a pink slip – you’re fired.

♪♫ “I saw Karen kissing her new boss…” ♪♫

The best song would “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”.

Aunty, think the word you left out is terminated as in,‘….until you are terminated and they send you home.’

It helps to throw office furniture while you sing.

You sing Christmas songs at my home, and I’ll send you back to the office!

That won’t work for me, I’m retired.

Wonder if that would really work?

i work at home…