Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 08, 2023

so he can use you to shoot a golf ball??? i doubt it ….

It’s harder when you don’t have money.

Including overdrawn bank accounts and large credit card debt? When you whispered in his ear, “We will live on Love,” little did he realize …

Oh, he got the works, alright.

That’s right! He got everything when he married me. Now if only he would properly appreciate that! LOL

There’s always aspirin for the headache he got from you.

Well, you THOUGHT about him, Aunty, and, really, it’s the thought that counts, right? The rest of this gift-giving hype is just for the consumer economy. . .fa la la la la and all that !

The good and the bad!!!!!!

At age 77, be the first Christmas without my wife who passed in March since we married. It seems unreal still. I still bought a lot of gifts that I can give out at various Rest Homesin her memory. Cheer up the forgotten ones.

And he got a lot more than he bargained for

Good one, Aunty.

I am a difficult person to buy presents for.

My wife asks me what I want and I tell her I don’t need anything. She then comes back and says “I didn’t ask what you need, I asked what you want.”

On a good year, it’s either socks or underwear.

My MIL has a coat like that. And has been wearing it for the last week.

He could use one thing, a divorce.

Her husband gets everything she’ll let him have. That pool table for the basement? Not important to her.

She’s the gift that keeps on giving, unfortunately.

Who knew Aunty and Cousin Eddie were siblings?

We didn’t buy for each other for Chrustmas because we bought for each other throughout the year. Instead we concentrated on family and others.

I think most husbands would be/are fine with that as long as you show them that you love them and respect them.

At least you have a husband Aunty, so are not so blessed.

Oh, yeah, Aunty, your husband is such a lucky guy.