Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 04, 2023

ummm … the government does…. i guess? o_O

It sounds like the Demopublicans and the Republicrats.

Money? What’s that?

The go-to sources for most are Master Card, Visa, Discover, etc. Which ultimately is funded by the future you.

Let me know when you find some, Aunty.

Got to give her credit for trying.

“I’ve gotten all the loose change I could find in the couch …”

my 2 fruitless trees in my backyard are fruitless & moneyless….

Shorten that list……..there is always that whisper around the house, “we need more money”.

I don’t have any money right now because I bought a new roof for my house.

Who, me?

(◔˳ʖ◔)♫

There is an advantage to having a small family: fewer gifts to figure out.

I’m in the same boat.

When you were advised to invest in stock Aunty, they didn’t mean stock up on booze.

I have almost an inch of cupholder change. I’m saving for a future Mickey D lunch.

I’m not feeling benevolent just yet.

Uncle Sam is throwing a lot of money around.

You didn’t specify if you wanted to pay it back.

My family and I agreed to a “Non Aggression” Christmas Gift pact, years ago.