Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 25, 2024

why? the pain is less otherwise.

But it’s best to be a bad-azz.

When someone kiddingly calls me a smart a$$, I always tell them I have to keep my intelligence somewhere and clearly my butt is bigger than my brain.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut.

True.

Neither one is good on my book!

The smart-@$$ is more likely to get their @$$ kicked!

The smart a is frequently a dumb a

It would be even smarter not to be an a$$ at all.

Was “Brighty of the Grand Canyon” the former type?

I had a supervisor that called me a smart a$$. I told him it’s better than being a dumb butt.

She’s an a$$ either way?

To succeed in life you need to be a muleskinner. You need to know all about @$$es – which ones to kiss, which ones to kick, which one to get off of and which one to call, “Sir.”

In all situations….it is just……“a$$”.

Anagram of “Life Tip”? Lift Pie… ☺

True.

Well so far Aunty all you are is a Fat @ss who is also a Drunk @ss.

Butt you’re still an a s s…

A*s it should be.

Since Aunty falls into the Dumb A** field, you would think she would strive to smarten up.

If you’re a donkey married to a horse, you are a horse’s ??

although, to be fair, a dumb a$$ can’t really help that he’s a dumb a$$…