In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 20, 2023

I hope the martini is shaken, not stirred.

Either that’s an athletini or it’s a marhugi

What happens if you like 3 olives in your martini?

It’s an early 2024 Olympics ‘toon.

hope he don’t get stuck up there.

Can’t wait to see how he “lands” …

I prefer a pole vault. Ahem.

Now that’s an Olympic event I’d love to see!

Personally, I prefer cocktail onions.

Need this in giant size amaretto

So that’s how they get there. While we’re not looking, of course.