The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 11, 2023

That snowflake was singing “So lonely”.

Here in southwest Tenn. They would have.

Interesting, a snowflake asking about a snowflake.

In your dreams, my boy.

To paraphrase Linus Van Pelt…, One flake of snow does not a snow day make. (In the original, Linus says to Snoopy, “One patch of Ice does not a winter make.”)

Snow aka God’s Dandruff.

It got postponed till the 25th.

sometimes that’s all it takes in our ‘burb…

Wait a little longer, Wilberforce, and they will.

There are no more snow days in NYC public schools. If there is a snow storm, it will become a remote instruction day.

Ahh . . . the optimism of youth .

sadly no… unless that one snowflake is actually a magic one that’ll flood the place in snow, then maybe. :J

Sorry Wilberforce. Need two to mate. Ask Adam and Eve. They have made a world of 7.8 billion people. Quite a snowman there.

Where I live it is NOT a “snow day” until 10 inches of snow falls. I guess us Canadians are tougher than you Yanks. lol

Ah yes, wishful thinking………..

A couple of inches of snow here and you can bet on bubba in his new pickup racing along the freeway until he sees a well coated bridge, slams on his brakes, and does a 180 into the nearest abutment.

With iPads and remote learning that is not the joyful day it once was. Likewise with business.

hope springs eternal in the hearts of children in snow country

Best to go ask the snowflake, “Is there anymore where you came from?”.

“Sorry son. Better do your homework.”

New excuse: internet’s out.

Ah youth; where hope springs eternal. Gotta love em ….

Up North, most schools don’t close until the last second….or not at all. It’s got to be near “0” * or 4-5 feet snow before they even consider it. ☹️

no snow days here. i get to head out into the cold to dig out so that my better half can get to work. the longer the snow hold off, the closer we are to spring… ☺

I don’t know about now but when I was of school age, one flake here in Georgia definitely meant a snow day. The road crews here just aren’t equipped for snow because we never get much of it. Fortunate, as far as I’m concerned.