Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 20, 2023

Says the perpetual ten-year old.

I thought they were nine.

They’ve got Santa on a technicality.

Santa: “Quick, rewind!”

This is going to get awkward.

Miles: Santa, case you haven’t noticed we’re in a comic strip. We don’t age!

The Bridge of Technicality has been reached!

Gotta look at the clauses in fine print.

What about kids that are born on February 29th?

This seems pretty unfair when you think about it.

According to The Year Without a Santa Claus, the big guy actually wants kids to believe in him and the plot revolves around him feeling unappreciated when they stop believing in him. Why would the Crabgrass Santa want kids to stop believing?

And Miles finds the loophole!

And then they get invited to either go to Hogwarts or they are given a Pokémon and sent out on a quest to find more.

denoelized? trademarked?

Age discrimination isn’t pretty.