Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 21, 2023

Yup, that’s fair. Better that than an orange.

That’s why we call them little squirts.

Who are you calling sour?

Reminds me of that great line of wisdom from the philosophers of rock, Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me.

Mistakes were made, clerical errors happened. oops.

How does grapefruit age?

Grapefruit? What is that suppose to mean?

If Bernard was still working up there this would never have happened !

I wouldn’t know; I’ve never seen an old grapefruit.

Kids at school were starting to make fun of me because I still “believed” around fourth and fifth grade when the rest had seen through it. My mother kept playing it coy because she wanted to keep it going for as long as possible. She gave me a lot of exciting Christmases, but I’m not too sure she did me any favors in my development by doing that for what most people would judge to be too long, to too late an age.

I caught on when I noticed the hand writing on the labels from Santa matched my Mom’s

Who knew Santa Claus could be so aggressive?

Least they don’t age like Giuliani.

Better than a banana. Those things have a life span of a fruit fly; but they can be reborn as banana bread. The banana, not the fruit fly, cause time fly’s like an arrow.

Great artwork! Love this funny story arc.