Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 20, 2023

And for the love of StayPuft, don’t light the Zuul Log!

On Tiktoc tonight on my feed was a dude selling KFC scented fire logs in his skit. Guy always does dumb stuff

The smell of burning candycanes.

For those as clueless as i am a “Juul electronic cigarette” is basically nicotine without the smoke.

Vaping, is that still a thing?

JUUL just agreed to pay out hundreds of millions of dollars in the US in a law suit based on their malicious advertising failing to declare the toxicity and addictive levels of chemicals in their vape juice.

Juul log, that’s like swimming against the Yuletide.

Great idea I’m surprised I haven’t created them!

Juul probably hate it.

Gross!

And how many Joules will it take to make it go away.