MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 08, 2023

Not Elf and safety then…..

That went well.

And he didn’t even put on any extra weight by the looks of it. Elf meat might become popular.

The elf’s brother remains uneaten over in “Crabgrass!”

Does round candy taste differently from square candy?

Depends on the candy. A round, golden, pillowy-shaped butterscotch disc is most assuredly gonna taste a whole lot different than a square, red, cube-shaped anisette square. [snirckle]

That cannibal would never eat clowns,

Because they taste funny.

Food for thought.

“Bart Simpsons’ Guide to Life” included “O Cannibals” to the tune of “O Tannenbaum.”

But his breath is minty fresh.

Well, that’s one elf that won’t be on a shelf!

Thanks, Mr. Cannibal. I have some Pepto Bismol if you need it….