Not Elf and safety then…..
That went well.
And he didn’t even put on any extra weight by the looks of it. Elf meat might become popular.
The elf’s brother remains uneaten over in “Crabgrass!”
Does round candy taste differently from square candy?
Depends on the candy. A round, golden, pillowy-shaped butterscotch disc is most assuredly gonna taste a whole lot different than a square, red, cube-shaped anisette square. [snirckle]
That cannibal would never eat clowns,
Because they taste funny.
Food for thought.
“Bart Simpsons’ Guide to Life” included “O Cannibals” to the tune of “O Tannenbaum.”
But his breath is minty fresh.
Well, that’s one elf that won’t be on a shelf!
Thanks, Mr. Cannibal. I have some Pepto Bismol if you need it….
incognito 9 months ago
Not Elf and safety then…..
Imagine 9 months ago
That went well.
einarbt 9 months ago
And he didn’t even put on any extra weight by the looks of it. Elf meat might become popular.
markkahler52 9 months ago
The elf’s brother remains uneaten over in “Crabgrass!”
Durak Premium Member 9 months ago
Does round candy taste differently from square candy?
LadyPeterW 9 months ago
Depends on the candy. A round, golden, pillowy-shaped butterscotch disc is most assuredly gonna taste a whole lot different than a square, red, cube-shaped anisette square. [snirckle]
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
That cannibal would never eat clowns,
Because they taste funny.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Food for thought.
Stephen Gilberg 9 months ago
“Bart Simpsons’ Guide to Life” included “O Cannibals” to the tune of “O Tannenbaum.”
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
But his breath is minty fresh.
Sisyphos 9 months ago
Well, that’s one elf that won’t be on a shelf!
Thanks, Mr. Cannibal. I have some Pepto Bismol if you need it….