Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 07, 2023

I don’t think there are figure skating masks.

Then again, I never saw any figure skating.

This conflicted feeling led to his committing a series of horrible murders.

He still likes playing with blades

If you were to wear tights or leotards, you’d be a different kind of scary.

Well you certainly have the blade for it……aaaaacckk

Disney presents Friday the 13th on Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

’Cause yur a hockey puck…

Less ruminating, more murdering, please! You’re a slasher, not a thinker!