1 and Done by Eric Scott for December 08, 2023

Teaspoon of sugar?

She’s only practically perfect.

Can we replace the old testament and the new testament with the eric scott testament? Please?

Boy is she lost!

And the man said, “I can see up her dress”!

And Mary replied unto Jesus, “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Oh, Mary … Mary, Mary … Mary needs a lesson in humility.

Her need to Poppin unexpectedly was often the cause of awkward situations.

Nice umbrella, Miss Poppins.

After reading the Mary Poppin’s books and the Harry Potter series one of my daughters told me with great profundity at breakfast one rainy day, “Mary Poppins was a Hufflepuff.” She had an umbrella with a parrot head handle like Miss Poppins. (I would usually say Ms, but Mary would insist on addressing her as Miss.) LLAP

To Jesus, “Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.”

Dang, thought the dead man. What does a guy have to do to get a freaking spoonful of sugar?

That’s Mary for ya’, always poppin’ in where she’s not needed.

The Mary Poppins in the books had godlike powers and a godlike temperament. She also couldn’t pass a mirror.

The virgin, the w-h-o-r-e, the Poppins; just in time for a Mary, er, Merry Christmas.

looks like he’s gonna have to do better than walk on water now…